コージーのランチェスター日記

アメリカではスーパーチューズデーで盛り上がっているようですが、実はブッシュ大統領の任期は今年いっぱい残っています。

イラク問題ですっかり嫌われ者のブッシュ大統領に関する面白いジョークを見つけたので紹介します。

英文ですが短くて簡単なので、読んでみてください。

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go
in and meet with President George W. Bush."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer President and doesn't
reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said
to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President
George W. Bush".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is
no longer President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and
again walked away...

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with
President George W. Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already several times that
Mr. Bush is not the President anymore and doesn't reside here. Don't
you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing
your answer."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"See you tomorrow!"

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　（サイト『The-Jokes.com』より出典）

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今朝の体重６７．８キロ
体脂肪１７．３％
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