アルＶＳマイケル ＋すもうダンサーズ
アル・ヤンコビックの原点マイケルです富岡でも、マイケルでもありませんなわけでまずは基本中の基本Beat Itまいこぉーですこの頃は無茶苦茶ｶｺｲｲ!! ポォー！！で、アル先生ですEat It歌詞How come you're always such a fussy young man?Don't want no captain crunch, don't want no raison branWell, don't you know that other kids are starving in japanSo eat it, just eat itDon't want to argue, i don't want to debateDon't want to hear about what kind of food you hateYou won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plateSo eat itDon't you tell me you're fullJust eat it, eat it, eat it, eat itGet yourself an egg and beat itHave some more chicken, have some more pieIt doesn't matter if it's boiled or friedJust eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat itJust eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, oohYour table manners are some cryin' shameYou're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of gameNow, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blameSo eat it, just eat itYou better listen, better do what you're toldYou haven't even touched your tuna casseroleYou better chow down or it's gonna get coldSo eat itI don't care if you're fullJust eat it, eat it, eat it, eat itOpen up your mouth and feed itHave some more yogurt, have some more spamIt doesn't matter it it's fresh or tannedJust eat it, eat it, eat it, eat itDon't you make me repeate itHave a banana, have a whole bunchIt doesn't matter what you had for lunchJust eat it, eat it, eat it, eat itEat it, eat it, eat it, eat itEat it, eat it, eat it, eat itIf it's gettin' cold, reheat itHave a big dinner, have a light snackIf you don't like it, you can't send it backJust eat it, eat it, eat it, eat itGet yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)Have some more chicken, have some more pieIt doesn't matter if it's boiled or friedJust eat it, eat it, eat it, eat itDon't you make me repeat it (oh no)Have a banana, have a whole bunchIt doesn't matter what you had for lunchJust eat it, eat it, eat it, eat itタイミング的にThrillerが大ヒットした時だったので最後はスリラー風お次はこりゃまた有名なBadまだ、マイケル君が大丈夫な頃ですっで我らがアル師匠Fat歌詞Your butt is wide, well mine is tooJust watch your mouth or i'll sit on youThe word is out, better treat me right'cause i'm the king of celluliteHam on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all rightMy zippers bust, my buckles breakI'm too much man for you to takeThe pavement cracks when i fall downI've got more chins than chinatownWell, i've never used a phone boothAnd i've never seen my toesWhen i'm goin' to the moviesI take up seven rowsBecause i'm fat, i'm fat, come on(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on you know(fat, fat, really really fat)Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stoutJust now tell me once again who's fatWhen i walk out to get my mailIt measures on the richter scaleDown at the beach i'm a lucky manI'm the only one who gets a tanIf i have one more pie a la modeI'm gonna need my own zip codeWhen you're only having secondsI'm having twenty-thirdsWhen i go to get my shoes shinedI gotta take their wordBecause i'm fat, i'm fat, sha mone(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it you know(fat, fat, really really fat)And my shadow weighs forty-two poundsLemme tell you once again who's fatIf you see me comin' your wayBetter give me plenty spaceIf i tell you that i'm hungryThen won't you feed my faceBecause i'm fat, i'm fat, come on(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know(fat, fat, really really fat)Woo woo woo, when i sit around the houseI really sit around the houseYou know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know, you know, you know, come on(fat, fat, really really fat)And you know all by myself i'm a crowdLemme tell you once againYou know i'm huge, i'm fat, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, you know, hoo(fat, fat, really really fat)You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know(fat, fat, really really fat)And the whole world knows i'm fat and i'm proudJust tell me once again who's fat並べて見るとヤバイ！！ってどれもやばいんですけどねおまけまだ日本で無名だった頃日本のテレビ初出演の時の映像今や大御所のお笑い芸人の方々がみんなあっけにとられています
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