JOKE--WHAT I WANT IN A MAN!!
いつも、私が受信している英語のジョークメルマガです。お楽しみ下さい。ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーMornin’, my little List Maker,From the ladies:What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially Successful4. A Caring Listener5. Witty6. In Good Shape7. Dresses with Style8. Appreciates the Finer Things9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises10. An Imaginative, Romantic LoverWhat I Want In A Man, REVISED List1. Not too ugly2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public3. Works steady4. Doesn’t nod off while I’m emoting5. Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down10. Shaves on weekends~~~