ママのバスルーム ルール
MOM'S Bathroom Rules!Attention, Kids!The bathroom door is CLOSED.Please do not stand there and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I get out.Yes, it is locked. I want it that way.It is not broken, I am not trapped.I know I have left it unlocked and even open at times ever since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible thing might happen to you while I was in there, but it's been ten years now and I want some PRIVACY.Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.Do not go running back to the phone shouting, "She's in the BATHROOM!"Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. That was funny when you were two.Do not slide pennies, Legos, or notes under the door. Even when you were two that got a little tiresome.If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.And yes, I still love you.~ MOM ~