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テーマ:英語のお勉強日記(8048)
カテゴリ:英語
すごい雨風で、夕方五時過ぎに外出したら、ズボンがしっかり上まで濡れましたが、駅の構内で私の前を歩いていた背広の男性は、上着までびっしょりでした。
ただ、濡れてもいい格好で土砂降りの中を歩くのは、結構気持ちが良かったりもします。 今日のジョークは、下ネタ系です。お楽しみ下さい。 セックスレスに悩む妻が医者に相談したところ、まだテスト中のバイアグラのような新薬をこっそり食事に混ぜるよう指示され、その薬が効きすぎた、という話です。 ============================ THE PILL - Submitted by Uri Dub ------------------------------------ A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor. She says, "Doc, the pill worked great!! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Naah... ", she says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to that Restaurant anyway." ************ お気に入りの記事を「いいね!」で応援しよう
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2004.10.11 22:44:04
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