ネタに詰まったら英語ジョーク、というわけで、今日のタイトルは、「地獄のエンジニア」。

理系万歳的な話です。あの世でも快適に暮らしたかったら、弁護士よりもエンジニアになりましょう。
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Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and goes to heaven. But St-Peter denies him entry and sends him away. So he knocks on the Gates of Hell, and they let him in.

After a few days, he starts to think that hell is not a
very comfortable place to live, and he decides to make some improvements.

After a few weeks, they have flush toilets, escalators, and even satellite TV. Of course the engineer becomes a very popular guy.

Some time later, God calls Satan up to find out how things are going.

"Great!" Satan says. "Ever since that engineer arrived, we've been improving the place. We have flush toilets, escalators, and even satellite TV"!

"What?" God replies..."you have an engineer? It's a mistake, he should be up here. Send him back right now".

"No way" says Satan. "We're keeping him"!

"If you don't send him up" says God "I'll sue you"!

"Oh yeah?... and where do you think you'll find a lawyer?!!!"
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